Thursday, February 24, 2005

Dr. Hunter S. Thompson Remembered

Last evening I sat down to watch Terry Gilliam's film adaptation of the Hunter S. Thompson classic, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, for the first time in years. I always enjoyed the film's depiction of the frenzied drug-addled antics of Thompson's alter ego, Raoul Duke, as he searched for the ever-elusive remnants of the American Dream in the desert of the American West. It saddened me, however, as I watched the ether-induced bats circle above Dr. Thompson’s head that members of my generation would remember the founding father of First Person Narrative Journalism - or Gonzo for short - for little more than his suitcase of narcotics.

“You better take care of me, Lord. If you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.”

These words penned by Hunter S. Thompson in 1971 in Fear and Loathing have haunted me since I awoke Monday morning with the news of his suicide. The only author who was able to verbalize my contempt for the ugly reality he and I were both forced to share was now dead. His unique voice was always able to make sense of the terrible evil that surrounded us in a world of warfare and greed, and there was something comforting in that. That sense of comfort, personified in the closest thing I have ever had to a hero in the form of a human being, is now gone.

"America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable."

Through his words Hunter S. Thompson illuminated the depths of human depravity like no other. It was because of this quality that his writing intrigued me so. He created a world where one man with a typewriter and a soul could change the course of history. Since his death I have thought at length about Thompson's work from the Rum Diary through his coverage of the 2004 presidential election. Reading Thompson's coverage of the Bush/Kerry race in the November 2004 issue of Rolling Stone I sensed a sincere feeling of hope in the author's words that the sleeping giant of American liberalism would be awoke by the election. This man who witnessed the filth of the Nixon White House first-hand had this to say about the prospects of a second term of George W. Bush:

"Richard Nixon looks like a flaming liberal today, compared to a golem like George Bush. Indeed. Where is Richard Nixon now that we finally need him? If Nixon were running for president today, he would be seen as a 'liberal' candidate, and would probably win. He was a crook and a bungler, but what the hell? Nixon was a barrel of laughs compared to this gang of thugs from the Haliburton petroleum organization who are running the White House today - and who will be running it this time next year, if we (the once-proud, once-loved and widely respected 'American People') don't rise up like wounded warriors and whack those lying petroleum pimps out of the White House on November 2nd."

This never happened. The throngs of disposessed voters went to the polls and nothing changed. Nothing. For decades Thompson has issued the same rants. The names and dates may have changed but the core issues remain the same: there is a morally bankrupt corporate stranglehold on American politics. We are, however, too fucking ignorant or lazy or (insert synonym for liberal here) to do anything about it. I cannot speak for the man, but I would have grown tired of repeating myself.

The genius of Hunter S. Thompson came in his ability to translate the labyrinth of political jargon into the language of the disposessed. Freaks, dropouts, stoners and losers found a kindred spirit in him. He played the game with the power brokers but still spoke their language. Yes. There was a record turnout of young voters, yet there was no great uprising. The "wounded warriors" sat on their couches and exercised their displeasure with the establishment on November 2nd by rattling off the list of illicit drugs in Raoul Duke's suitcase while watching their DVD copy of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas for the hundredth time over bong hits and PBRs thus forgoing the bitter reality of the polls. There was to be no great revolution that day.

"As you were, I was. As I am, you will be." Hunter S. Thompson

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Jumpin Jehosephat!


Old Man
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Jumpin Jehosephat! The whole world's gone to hell in a handbasket!

Jeeze Louise!


On Death's Door
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Jeeze Louise! I tell you what, butterflies never did nothin' like this when we were youngins!

Thursday, February 17, 2005

I'll Fight for Freedom


Sargent
Originally uploaded by aaronjmaier.

When called upon by his president, the Sargent is more than happy to defend freedom at all costs, and defend our nation from the killer butterflies who are threatening everything we hold dear.

President at War


President at War
Originally uploaded by aaronjmaier.

When an unprovoked attack by giant mutated killer butterflies has the world upon the verge of collapse the only answer is all-out war.

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Visit Beautiful Cheshire, Ohio


cheshire
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In 1975 American Electric Power built the state of the art General James M. Gavin Power Plant in Cheshire, Ohio. The plant's construction was warmly embraced by the majority of the town's residents because of the hope of new jobs to be brought by the plant to the struggling river town in Southeast Ohio. The jobs, however, never came as most of the positions were filled by experienced workers brought in from Columbus.

A bitter relationship developed between the polluting AEP and the disenfranchised people of Cheshire. In order to appease environmentalists and come into compliance with the Clean Air Act the brass at AEP installed scrubbers at the Cheshire plant in 1994. The $700 million spent on this project was intended to reduce Sulfur Dioxide emissions emissions and change public perceptions of the plant.

A dark cloud - really, a dark blue cloud of sulfuric gas - fell upon the town of Cheshire shortly after the $700 million scrubbers were installed at the AEP plant. Residents were reporting abnormal respiratory symptoms and strange rashes as a result of the dark cloud falling upon their town.

Instead of the pollutants traveling thousands of miles to Maine and Canada to cause acid rain, the pesky sulfur dioxide stayed right there in Cheshire. This was much to the dismay of the town's residents who were forced to breathe these toxic fumes on a daily basis. A decade of bitter court disputes and corporate denial finally led to a solution for the town of Cheshire. Pack up and move.

In 2002 AEP announced plans to buy the properties of all remaining Cheshire residents so they could pack up and move elsewhere. A giant broom of corporate neglect sweeping the human victims of their irresponsibility under the world's largest rug. The town is now deserted. Roughly ten people still live there.

Cheshire, Ohio, is a sad place to visit, but a great place to film the opening scene of a movie about the world coming to an end.

Thursday, February 03, 2005

New Hope


cow
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I keep having this dream. Every morning I wake up and remember different parts of the story, but never the whole thing. A white cow moves along a rusted fence covered in thick bramble. The cow moves swiftly through a golden field of grain left fallow through the winter. The sky is a deep blue bleeding into the infinite reaches of my memory. Nothing is the way it should be. This is not the way January in Ohio should look.

In the dream I am stranded on a windy road through the middle of nowhere. I have to travel to the crest of the hill in the distance. I am all alone on my journey. I come to a small empty country church. I clearly remember certain details like the little sign on the front of the church. Small black letters. New Hope Baptist Church it reads.

New hope. For what. I'm stranded. This is when the dream starts to get weird. A haggard bearded man in grease-stained Carharts arrives at the church. The man has a scorpion tatooed on both sides of his neck. I remember him telling me the story of the scorpions through the smoke rings of his Winstons. He got the ink done at Surgis. 1984. He said that was before all those yuppie doctor types started going to the rally. It was still a party then. Now they have corporate sponsors for their website.

I become instant friends with Charlie. We swap stories from the road and talk about all of the adventures that lie ahead. Further on down the line. Talking to Charlie makes my feet itchy again.

I always wake up at the same time. Charlie drops me off at the crossroads and yells out the window "see you a little further on down the road."

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

State of the 51% of the Union Address

Hope everyone out there in the United States of Irony is ready for the State of the 51% of the Union Address tonight. I hope to celebrate the destruction of my nation's social security system by drowning an immigrant baby in the bathtub every time that war criminal mutters the word "initiative." I hope everyone else thinks of their own way of celebrating the privatizion of our sense of security. Hope the corporate overlords are careful with my retirement money!