State of the 51% of the Union Address

Hope everyone out there in the United States of Irony is ready for the State of the 51% of the Union Address tonight. I hope to celebrate the destruction of my nation's social security system by drowning an immigrant baby in the bathtub every time that war criminal mutters the word "initiative." I hope everyone else thinks of their own way of celebrating the privatizion of our sense of security. Hope the corporate overlords are careful with my retirement money!