New Fox Reality Show

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Think about the possibilities. Jenna has all of the star power and trashy amoral sex appeal of Paris Hilton. Team her up with that bitchy sister of hers and they are way hotter than the Olson twins. Copy the Simple Life format and substitute the Florida trailer park with a Baghdad highway checkpoint. Can you just imagine the wacky adventures that would ensue when you put those two rich boozehound cunts in the middle of a desert war zone. Rumsfeld would probably find money in the defense budget to pimp thier ride with platinum armor and 22" rims.